And they don’t get in a hurry either. While we’re raging against oblivious slow walkers at the store, it never fails but I get behind someone walking so incredibly slow down the middle of an aisle while jabbering on their phone. And the phone isn’t even up to their ear. It’s turned up loudly on speaker mode so everyone can enjoy their conversation. And what’s with people having a family reunion in the middle of the aisle? If you run into a friend or acquaintence, don’t huddle up and block the entire aisle like human cholesterol.